Message:
London girl. Nicer than I look. Usually talking absolute rubbish. I’m here because apparently I can’t hold down a normal job. Reasons I’ve been fired include, but are not limited to: * Being late (repeatedly) * Sleeping with the CEO * Refusing to sleep with the CEO * Faking a car crash and turning up the next morning with a fresh bouncy blow-dry * Disappearing abroad with a man I’d only just met Outside of my questionable employment history, I’m usually somewhere between Pilates, booking another holiday and convincing myself I need another handbag. I love a good conversation, especially with someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Turn On:
Good manners, expensive restaurants, spontaneous holidays, ridiculously long conversations, a proper gentleman, beautiful hotels, fresh flowers, Pilates, a good sense of humour and men who can actually make me laugh. Bonus points if you have a nice voice and know how to hold a conversation.
Turn Off:
Bad manners, staying in the uk for more than two weeks, being rushed, terrible conversation, January, men who call themselves alpha males and anyone who says “you’d look prettier if you smiled. ” Also, being told what to do. Historically, it hasn’t gone very well.